During our time on your quaint little world we do not get to see as much of your culture and world as we would maybe like. This is unavoidable as if we were to do so there is a high possibility people would go hungry and evil tyrants would take over. This is obviously not good for your world or our reputation! However this is not to say we have neglected this important part of our duties. A small team has been assembled to provide an assessment of your culture, and if necessary, to advise on how you can improve your society as a whole. Check back often for updates which should make your life much more fulfilling.

One of the first things that caught the eye of our research team was the man known to some as "Santa Clause" research has however turned up that this man has many aliases and reported appearances. This is usually the sign of someone on the run from the authorities of a given world or indeed worlds. his predilection with distributing toys among young children was also of concern to us. It was decided that a further investigation into this individual was warranted. Armed with a copy of the laws regarding treatment of children, our investigation team set out to discover the truth about the person the japanese know as "annual Gift Man".

3 weeks of intensive data collection passed with neither a confirmed sighting by anyone over the age of 6 or any clue what technology he possessed which enabled him to hide his base of operation from the eyes of your world, and our own, superior, secret base discovery methods. We discovered it was rumoured that Mr Clause's operational headquarters were located somewhere near the north pole. However Research suggests that with the exception of elves (a further study to be carried out on the likelihood of such creatures) and the occasional intolerably inquisitive child access to this location is protected by methods superior even to our own. Our alarm with an individual like this being present on your planet continued to grow!

Into the ninth week of data collection a stunning possibility was presented to us. It was rumoured by certain subversive groups that Mr Clause did not exist! The entire foundation of our undertaking shook, the council decided the researchers assigned to the task where no doubt becoming corrupted by the data collected and individuals encountered on the task. The only solution was to bring in the big guns. The finest minds of the order were asked to determine if in fact Mr Clause was real.

Below you can view their findings. We hope you find this information useful.

Jedi Chef Science Council investigative report into "santa Clause"