What allies do the Jedi Chefs
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The United Federation Of Planets
When we learned that our popular book, "How To Prepare And Cook Womp Rat",
was required reading at the Star Fleet Academy, we decided to bring in
the Federation as an ally. Star Fleet have some shiny space ships that
have proven useful in some space based missions, and we have free use of
their Starbases, which is cool.
Master Chief
Skilled in the use of a plethora of combat tools, this level-headed soldier
is a real asset in a heated firefight. In the short time that he has been
working with us, several Jedi Chefs have been saved by his quick reactions
and enthusiastic application of devastating force. And, we have discovered,
he can make a lovely cup of tea.
V
We kinda like V's urge to overthrow the powers that be - just so long as
it isn't our power that he's trying to overthrow! It is clear to
everyone - including V - that it is our enemies who are the true tyrants.
We are confident that he will work tirelessly to rid the universe of those
who seek to keep our glorious words from the masses.
Borat
Being from places far, far away, we'd be the first to admit that we don't
always know the local customs and etiquette of the places we visit here.
To pave the way for our arrival, we send in our skilled Ambassador, Borat,
to blend in with the local populace and learn their ways. A Master of discretion,
Borat eases himself seamlessly into the local society then, once he has
learned enough about the people, he returns and tells our field operatives
about them, preparing them for their visit.
Michael Jackson
We captured Michael Jackson loitering outside a school. He claimed he was
practicing his "moonwalking" on the zig-zag lines on the road, but offered
no reasonable explanation for the 6 puppies and 25 bags of sweets that
he had with him, nor could he explain why he came in an ice-cream van.
After an intensive course of psychological treatment in our of our readjustment
facilities, Michael was safe to release back into the community. Now a
much better (and saner) person, he has pledged to protect children from
those like his former self.
THE MUSKETEERS
Defenders of the just - and not afraid of a fight - the Musketeers are
certainly worthy allies of the Jedi Chefs. It has to be said, though: our
"swords" are significantly more impressive than theirs!.
Musketeer Ally: Athos
Musketeer Ally: Porthos
Musketeer Ally: Planchet
D'Artagnan's servant likes to think that he's an important part of the
musketeer allies. Of course, he is - when it's time to carry heavy kit....
or to make the tea. Still, he's fairly harmless.
Essential Personnel
Like any other large organization, the Jedi Chefs rely on countless "behind
the scenes" personnel who keep the wheels turning, so to speak. Below,
Chief Armourer Vada works tirelessly to ensure that front-line units are
kept supplied with the ammunition necessary to quash evil.
Assistant Armourer Glen is always on hand when ammunition requirements
are particularly large.
During heavy fire fights, the armourers must work together to maintain
a reliable supply of replenished magazines to the front line troops.
In the interests of both hygene and professionalism, we like to keep
our installations clean and tidy. To that end, we employ a dedicated corps
of cleaning staff. An example of this staff is included here.
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